Maladict

[log] December 2009

2009-12-20T05:22:49Z

14 December 2009

Classified Ads
-Percy

[log] November 2009

2009-11-17T04:50:48Z

16 November 2009

The hornet-whis..tler
-Tsukigata Dahn

27 November 2009

Ru sings in the morning
-Caeru

28 November 2009

TRUTH OR DARE
-Tsukigata Dahn

[log] October 2009

2009-10-09T03:11:59Z

8 October 2009

Urban legends, anyone?*
-Himawari
-Maya
-Misaki Shiki
-Damian Wayne
-Ishtar
-Yogi
-Mokona
-Kairi
-Rikuou
-Cortana

28 October 2009

Doumeki's stupid sexy grandpa
-Doumeki (Haruka)

bad_addict @ 2009-10-07T00:45:00

2009-10-07T04:46:19Z

I JUST FOUND AN AWESOME PIECE OF MONSTROUS REGIMENT FAN FIC

....what, it's a small fandom and the piece is excellent. TOTALLY MERITS ITS OWN ENTRY.

[log] September 2009

2009-09-19T03:54:23Z

18 September 2009

Sam takes care of djinn fallout
-Sam

[log] August 2009

2009-08-03T19:06:02Z

3 August 2009

SPF OVER 9000*
-Himawari
-Cain
-Hajun Cho
-Rayfell
-Son Gohan
-Maya
-Sanada Yukimura
-Mulan
-Katara
-Anthy
-Taiga
-Usopp
-Susan Sto Helit

[log] June 2009

2009-06-08T20:23:54Z

6 June 2009

Storytime!
-Radu
-Fuuma
-Himawari

25 June 2009

Yogi and Mary Marvel watch The Lion King
-Yogi
-Mary Marvel

[log] May 2009

2009-05-18T02:11:38Z

17 May 2009

Ramon intro
-Ramon

18 May 2009

WALL-E intro
-Hildegard

20 May 2009

Bartz intro
-Bartz

[log] April 2009

2009-04-05T04:30:54Z

4 April 2009

Fight Club
-Castor vs Maladict

13 April 2009

Blind Man's Buff
-Enjolras
-Joachim
-Nobori Taiga

14 April 2009

Dr. Jonathan Crane arrives in Camp
-Dr. Crane

19 April 2009

Hildegard Valentine entrance... in coffin
-Hildegard

[log] February 2009

2009-02-27T02:28:25Z

HIATUS: 2 February - 22 February

2 February 2009

[Somebody's knockin' at your door...]

23 February 2009

GROUP DE-HIATUS
-Cuthbert Allgood
-Matthew Williams (Canada)
-Delirium
-Nobori Taiga
-Radu
-Polly
-Ryuunosuke

25 February 2009

Usopp hosts a spider fight
-Usopp

[log] January 2009

2009-01-06T05:11:47Z

5 January 2009

+Anima kids seek role model
-Taiga

10 January 2009

Taiga has an emo rain cloud
-Taiga
-Otoya

17 January 2009

Kiss The Boys Goodbye dance
-Tieria (IN DRAG)

19 January 2009

Oskar intro
-Oskar
-Eli

31 January 2009

Mess Hall Small Talk... with Blood Stain
-Takeuchi Sora
-Ikki, Takeuchi Sora

Hospital Post... with Creepy Wheelchair*
-Aeris
-Nike
-Van Grants
-Mikage
-Germany
-Klavier
-Taiga
-Oskar

2 February 2009

[Somebody's knockin' at your door...]

[log] December 2008

2008-12-06T20:13:52Z

1 December 2008

MISTLETOE
-Ty Lee (continued)
-Ozzer (continued) (and continued)
-Ryuunosuke (continued)

6 December 2008

Larsa kicks Dante's ass at cards
-Dante
-Larsa
-Taiga

14 December 2008

Amano Maya asks for Camp rumors
-Maya
-Maebara Keiichi

20 December 2008

Buffy & Kon drop post
-Buffy & Kon

[log] November 2008

2008-11-02T04:55:34Z

1 November 2008

Things go bump in the night...
-Polly
-Kaiji

9 November 2008

Yoshino asks for precious memories
-Yoshino

14 November 2008

Morning hijinks. With coffee.
-Dee
-Rikuou

24 November 2008

Dante intro
-Dante

[log] October 2008

2008-10-08T04:32:04Z

2 October 2008

Yin is watery
-Yin

4 October 2008

Colette broke the fourth wall
-Tokio

5 October 2008

Secret is a good person \o/
-Secret

7 October 2008

Tarou and Makino re-plant the garden
-Makino
-Tarou

27 October 2008

Robert asks what strange things people have seen
-Robert
-Peter Petrelli

[log] September 2008

2008-09-16T02:19:13Z

15 September 2008

Senji's second Fight Club post
-Cielo vs. Maladict

[log] August 2008

2008-08-21T02:55:40Z

19 August 2008

Enjolras/Maladict/Van de-hiatus
-'cest
-Ryuunosuke
-Luke, Van
-Polly
-Peony, Van
-Asch, Van

23 August 2008

Usopp and a rubber band
-"But what if you happen to run into vampires who aren't fearsome?"

[IC] ((backdated to Loveless Weekend -- spoilers for Monstrous Regiment))

2008-05-29T03:14:42Z

*while maybe lacking the fierce doggedness of a werewolf on the trail, let it be said that a vampire who is looking for someone will most likely find them. currently, one coffee-loving vampire is out searching for one fellow Borogravian soldier*

On Vamped-Out Maladict!

2007-10-19T21:51:36Z

Camp did a bad, bad thing and tampered with Maladict's coffee in a mean way. In other words, Maladict has completely reverted to vampirism. Now, this means that he might go all snarly and vicious on you. Fights are A++, I love them and Mal is a lot more likely to get involved in them like this! But what's more likely is that he'll go after Likely Victims -- someone alone and vulnerable (young ladies who sleep in skimpy nightclothes with their... uh, cabin windows open are especially delectable!) -- for a bite. This could go a couple of ways. There might be some stalking and a chase involved. Or he might just happen to start chatting you up and try to win you over, when suddenly you notice that you're alone and he's awfully close and-!

In other words, he's just out for blood. And you know what they say about flies and honey...

Appearance/Personality

If your character has met Maladict before, they might notice a few things different about him!

-Eyes: ...must be just a trick of the light, but you'd swear that you saw them glowing a little red there...

-Teeth: Fangs are more prominent.

-Clothes: Ditching the military uniform in favor of some more traditional garb. Black, aristocratic-looking.

-Personality: This is partially due to a powers/abilities, thing, but he might seem more... charming than usual. But then again... he's always been like that... hasn't... he....?

Powers/Abilities

Being fully vamp-y increases the magnitude of Maladict's abilities.

-Strength: Can easily pick up and toss a full-grown man with one hand. Has a punch that would knock somebody across a room. Breaking bones with his bare hands is easy business.

-Speed: Faster than can be seen with the human eye. This applies to both running and movement in general (e.g. throwing multiple punches).

-Stealth: Will seem to appear out of nowhere! This is partly due to his speed, but he's also just... well, stealthy. Can move silently, seems to just blend in with the shadows, somehow. Hell, seems to bring shadows with him, somehow.

-Senses: Extremely good night vision! Basically, superhuman sight and hearing. Also, an extremely good Feeling. (You know that Feeling that you're being watched or that someone is behind you? That's the Feeling -- only it's strong and accurate to the point of being an actual sense for him.)

-Persuasion: Mind power! Not very intrusive, but it's the effect of someone you admire, think is very cool, etc. giving an opinion and you finding yourself agreeing ("...oh. Oh! Why didn't I see it that way before? Of course!"). Sort of like the Feeling thing, it's an intangible but real something (in this case, charisma) being strengthened and solidifed into a power.

-Healing: Depending on the injury, it might take him up to a minute to heal something, but he can pretty much heal from anything, including having body parts cut off. This includes his head. The main thing with losing his head is that depending on where the parts ended up, he might have problems finding it for himself.

If it seems as though he will be/is being overpowered in a fight, he'll attempt to flee the scene. For the sake of not raping time/space too badly, I'd like to request that he somehow gets away or is left to revive (i.e. not killed completely) unless things are pretty much played out and it's time for a final kill.

Weaknesses/Killing

-Light: Bright, intense light (e.g. a camera flash) will turn him into a pile of dust! However, for the sake of the vampire post, the little safeguard he has has been filled with Moogle blood... which saves himself. In other words, unlimited regenerations. It takes enough time for him to re-form for somebody with good speed to be able to escape, though.

-Sound: Taking this from Jumanji weekend, because of Mal's super-hearing, he has a weakness toward sonic attacks.

-Holy Stuff: ...uh, yeah. The usual. |D

-The Final Kill: Making the final kill requires several things. First, staking through the heart (naturally). Second, cutting off the head (of course). Third... well, this is sort of a regional thing, y'see. The one that we're most familiar with is "stuff garlic in the mouth." But in some places in Discworld, you need an orange. Other places, a lime. So, Vimes and I somehow decided that what would be needed to end the madness here is a bad lemon -- that is to say, grab your stake, your saw and your porny fanfic, and let's go vampire hunting!

Thud!

2007-03-27T05:38:42Z

"You know, Sergeant," said the voice of Sally, as if nothing had happened, "you werewolves have it easy. You stay one thing and you don't have any problems with body mass. Do you know how many bats I have to become for my body weight? More than a hundred and fifty, that's how many. And there's always one, isn't there, that gets lost or flies the wrong way? You can't think straight unless you get your bats together. And I'm not even going to touch on the subject of reassimilation. It's like the biggest sneeze you can think of. Backwards."

So. Read Thud! at the beginning of break -- and lo and behold! More Discworld vampires! So. Just some random notes of Discworldian vampire info.

-females can't re-materialize their clothes
-"I'm sorry! We can be very personable! It's a vampire thing!"
-hearing: can count the number of hearts beating, hear how fast a person's heart is beating
-smell: can smell if another person's scared
-excellent night vision
-"probably stronger than anyone on your payroll who isn't a troll"
-"'I can turn into a lot of bats,' said Sally. 'One bat is hard to do, because you have to deal with changes in body mass, and you can't do that if you've been Reformed for a while. Anyway, it gives me a headache.'"
-Regarding the daylight thing: "I'm fine with long sleeves and a wide brim. I carry the kit, anyway."
-"She could have passed for sixteen; it was certainly hard to believe that she was not a lot younger than Vimes. She had short hair, which Vimaes had never seen on a vampire before, and looked, if not like a boy, than like a girl who wouldn't mind passing for one." (Sally, 51 years old)
-"Igors were naturally servile, vampires were naturally not."
-"They must know that they exude this air of effortless ease, confident in any company, at home everywhere, making everyone else feel second-class and awkward."
-walking easily in six-inch heels

Appearance/Mannerisms/Etc. Meme

2007-03-22T05:10:24Z

Clothing/Appearance: Maladict usually wears his uniform -- red, white and blue, echoes of the Napoleonic army, slightly on the shabby side (it was from army inventory, after all), but, due to the Power of Vampire Style, the shabbiness somehow manages to look chic. However, since he was carrying his gear when he ended up in camp, he also has his normal clothes with him: black silk shirt, black brocade vest, black overcoat, black trousers, black cravat and black boots. Basically, goth evening dress, only lacking the sense of being a poser who wishes he were a vampire because. Well.

Canon tells us that Mal is thin, pale-skinned (noticeably so -- I say not quite albino-level paleness, but close), dark-haired (black, I'm assuming) and short (which I've translated as 5'5"). Non-canonly, his eyes are black, but take on a reddish hue when he begins to go into caffeine withdrawal. His hair is short, but not severely so; he could star in a shampoo commercial. Ears are slightly pointed at the top. Canine teeth are noticeably sharp but not too terribly long. Nails are short but look almost manicured.

Habits/Mannerisms/Body Language: His body language speaks of confidence, ease and self-assurance. He's that guy who looks so cool, you just want to smack him, only that would make you look even more uncool. Generally, he looks like he has everything figured out (and what he figured out was that everything is a-okay for him). He doesn't slouch, but there's no ramrod-straight posture for him, either -- he's a casual leaner. Walls, doorways, trees, countertops -- he is master of the casual lean.

If he's taking you into his confidence (in reality or in play), he'll get into your personal space, but not too badly -- there might be an arm over the shoulders if you're short enough, but it's likely that there's no actual physical contact taking place. Overally, he sense of personal space is pretty normal, nothing to write home about.

He actually isn't too overdramatic in normal circumstances (grand entrances and first impressions and the like are another story). There might be some casual hand gestures in the course of a conversation. He's a cool guy, though, and cool guys don't flail around.

Current Residence: Hospital basement. The basement-y part of the basement, not the part with the quarantine ward. On the opposite side of the room from the rumoured laundry machines, he keeps his stuff, which includes a coffee/cappucino machine. It's very dark down there normally (he keeps the lights off), so you wouldn't see him when first entering the room. He sleeps hanging from the ceiling.

Typical Daily Routine: Extremely variable. During these colder, less sunny months, he keeps more of a normal schedule, getting up around ten in the morning and going to bed around one or two in the morning. He'll catch meals in the mess hall, but otherwise, he basically hangs around and just does whatever. During the summer, though, he tends to go nocturnal -- probably gets up at around dinnertime (in order to get some food from the mess hall) and goes to bed a little after dawn.

Favorite Haunts: Mostly the hospital. He also tends to take his time in the mess hall. An occasional trip to the library wouldn't be out of place.

Making the Bed? N/A!

We Meet... Again?

2007-01-06T04:27:17Z

Lists of campers and counselors whom Maladict has met, along with an IC score from 0-5 for how likely Maladict is to interact with the character again under normal circumstances. (...which doesn't necessarily indicate how much he likes a character. Um.)

If I've forgotten anyone, hit me upside the head.

5 = Almost certainly
4 = Probably
3 = Maybe
2 = Probably not
1 = Almost certainly not
0 = ...is avoiding you, actually

Campers

Takino Tomo: 3
Ayasegawa Yumichika: 1
Buffy Summers: 2
Cher Horowitz: 4
Brainiac 5/Querl Dox: 3
Kon-El/Superboy: 5
Terry McGinnis: 3
Dante: 5
Jeff Andonuts: 2
Kobayakawa Sena: 5
Simon Tam: 2
Sagara Sousuke: 5
Edward Elric: 5
Lunamaria Hawke: 5
Quatre Raberba Winner: 3
Nanba Minami: 5
Oliver Wood: 2
Francescu Gargamel: 2
Emilio Applegate: 2
Axel: 1
Kairi: 2
Marluxia: 2
Himura Rikuou: 4
Sagan Natsuo: 3
Sagan Youji: 3
Asakura Kazumi: 3
Tommy Shepherd/"Speed": 4
Raiden: 4
Amakusa Benio: 3
Fujioka Haruhi: 4
Tamaki Suoh: 3
Ash Ketchum: 4
Shihoudani Yuujirou: 4
Kuno Tatewaki: 4
Cho Hakkai: 2
Mugen: 3
Chloe Sullivan: 4
Hidaka Ken: 3
Pellaz: 5
Swift: 4
Kunogi Himawari: 5

Counselors

Ishida Ryuuken: 2
Rupert Giles: 2
Dee Laytner: 3
Izumi Curtis: 1
Aziraphale: 1
Dr. Miranda Bailey: 3
Hara Akiha: 3
Nanba Io: 2
Umeda Hokuto: 5
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: 3
Abel Nightroad: 3
Tatsumi Seiichirou: 1 (Note: Tatsumi had the Ex Virus when they met)
Tsuzuki Asato: 1

Seduction Style/Sexual Style/Personality Quiz Memes

2006-12-18T14:32:27Z

Enjolras

Given how much Enjolras =/= Sex, there were a few questions that I could have about equally gone either way on. So I did it twice.

TYPE D

You scored 45 imagination, 20 confidence, 62 dominance, and 70 generosity!

You are a TRADITIONAL, SHY, DOMINANT lover who prefers to GIVE than receive.

This means that:

You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up, you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act.

You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:

Reading or writing erotic fiction. If you are a little shy writing your partner a sexy email or letter, or getting a saucy text from them can really heat things up, and reading erotic fiction will give you some ideas if you usually go with very simple, basic sex! If you see something there that you like, you can always tell your partner to act it out with you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination
You scored higher than 99% on confidence
You scored higher than 99% on dominance
You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

TYPE B

You scored 45 imagination, 33 confidence, 45 dominance, and 70 generosity!

You are a TRADITIONAL, SHY, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE.

This means that:

You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up, you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act.

You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting. You tend to be submissive in bed, so you prefer to go along with what your lover likes rather than your own plans. You might like being ordered around and acting out a slave/master fantasy, or perhaps you just get turned on by being helpless and unable to move. Or maybe it's as simple as you lacking courage so prefering firm instructions in bed to make sure you are doing things right. Either way, you won't be dominating your lover anytime soon, and might prefer the missionary position to any others.

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:

Sex in different locations. Even if it's just the kitchen table, or if you want to go and find a secluded wood, try to have sex in more places than just the bed or the sofa. Start small and work up to more and more interesting places, but don't get arrested! This will help you discover your more daring side, and if it isn't for you at least you have tried it and can go back to your warm cosy bed.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination
You scored higher than 99% on confidence
You scored higher than 99% on dominance
You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

...TRUE SUPPORTERS OF EQUALITY ARE SWITCHES.

OR SOMETHING.

You see, the main problem with all of this is that there was that the fact that he's a friggin' ice princess added up to him being labeled "shy." Ahaha. Shy.

Dictator- ENTJ

53% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 80% Judging

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion
You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
You scored higher than 99% on Thinking
You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Maladict

TYPE P

You scored 83 imagination, 75 confidence, 79 dominance, and 79 generosity!

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give.

This means that:

You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring.

You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU:

Get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination
You scored higher than 99% on confidence
You scored higher than 99% on dominance
You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Commander - ESTP

80% Extraversion, 20% Intuition, 66% Thinking, 33% Judging

It's all about action with you, isn't it? You're outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is "Just DO it."

Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly, you're just not worth my time.)

To carry on the superhero theme, you're comparable to the Hulk. Except you're uglier. And you're slightly more intimidating. People flinch when you're around for fear you might exert your dominance and order them to do 50 press-ups.

Perhaps if you calmed down a little, people wouldn't be so scared of you. Of course, something would have to be done about your face. Is plastic surgery an option?

This insatiable appetite for action means that you're not exactly into long term commitments. You get bored incredibly quickly and tend to jump in and out of relationships like the Energiser Bunny.

Eventually you're going to run out of people to bounce to, and you will end up a very lonely and hated individual.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion
You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
You scored higher than 99% on Thinking
You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Tatsumi

TYPE D

You scored 25 imagination, 25 confidence, 66 dominance, and 79 generosity!

You are a TRADITIONAL, SHY, DOMINANT lover who prefers to GIVE than receive.

This means that:

You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up, you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act.

You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:

Reading or writing erotic fiction. If you are a little shy writing your partner a sexy email or letter, or getting a saucy text from them can really heat things up, and reading erotic fiction will give you some ideas if you usually go with very simple, basic sex! If you see
something there that you like, you can always tell your partner to act it out with you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination
You scored higher than 99% on confidence
You scored higher than 99% on dominance
You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Borefest - ISTJ

40% Extraversion, 0% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 73% Judging

One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion
You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
You scored higher than 99% on Thinking
You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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My Personality


Neuroticism	14
Extraversion	39
Openness To Experience	19
Agreeableness	0
Conscientiousness	37

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You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. You are generally calm and composed, reacting moderately well to situations that most people would describe as stressful. As a practical person you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.

bad_addict @ 2006-07-18T20:07:00

2006-07-19T00:11:13Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	60%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Religious	\|\|	10%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	84%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%

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Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture